It’s that time again For Miss Ross’ class To present the school With fodder for laughs I know in the past Away from Shakespeare you’ve shied But don’t worry, dear reader, It’s been Seuss-ified The words are all simple, The grammar’s not hard But the plot’s still there It hasn’t been marred In the city of Verona In a far distant time They tell the same story, But we’ve made it rhyme See Romeo’s devotion To Juliet fair Watch as they’re caught In love’s fateful snare On March 24 They’ll grace Freedom’s stage Come one, come all To the play of the age We all know the tale, Death sealed with a kiss This is one show You won’t want to miss