Mr. Saludis – Chemistry teacher or scientific mastermind? Mr. Saludis is Dr. Xavier from the X-men. He doesn’t just find superheroes and train them, we’re pretty sure he has the power to create them himself with just the power of his own mind. He has the ability to give any Chem student a headache within the first few seconds of explaining their homework problems. Ms. Ross – Ms. Ross is Storm from X-men. If you’ve ever seen her angry, you would know why. When she gets mad, we all expect lighting to crash from the sky and the windows to blow in. I will recommend that you don’t steal a video from her. She may seem like an innocent English teacher, but that is not the case. As Shakespeare said, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” Sadly enough, Jesse Johnson was not made aware of this earlier in the school year. Dr. Staub – The big man has to be Captain America. He is the leader of our superhero crew. And he’s as patriotic as it gets. I mean geeze, he’s the one we hear saying the Pledge of Allegiance every morning on our wonderful D-TV. Miss Sosko – Maybe the fiercest teacher in the school. Freshmen history students have to watch their backs with this one. I have taken a punch or two from Sosko before, and the only super hero that I can think of for her has to be Wonder Woman. If only she was allowed to fight the evil that are her students. Mr. Hernandez – Ok, this one is a given. Mr. Hernandez has the strength of fifty underclassmen, and a gorilla. Although he’s not green, I still think he has the power to throw a tank. Mr. Hernandez can bench press a bushel of busses, a gaggle of garbage trucks, a school of space shuttles…etc. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. Mr. Hartman – Mr. Hartman is best fit as Aqua Man. If you didn’t know, he was born underwater. He spent his childhood chillin’ with his homie SpongeBob. He was raised by dolphins off of the Florida Keyes. He was actually the one that found Nemo. Stop by his room sometime and ask him to speak dolphinese for you; he’s fluent. Mr. Tinker – Tink is Flash, ‘nough said. If Mr. Tinker were a police officer, no one would get away. Tink was the first person to break the land speed record, on one leg. Oh yeah, and Zach Burns calls the title of The Joker.